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[Giantmutantcrab]

O_O

Z'
Oh
My
G-!

*raises hand* May I offer myself as a player in this scenario that seems absolutely mind-shattering?

[Giantmutantcrab]

Yes sir!

Will dive right into this RP system, sir!

Umm...  ...How we gonna roll dice, sir?

[Giantmutantcrab]

I do expect you'll be fudging the dice rolls to make things more interesting and suspensful and dramatic?

[Giantmutantcrab]

That's good, because I SUCK at dice rolling.  My characters need to be over-powered in order for me to accomplish the simplest tasks.  It's almost sad, in a comedic kind of way.  It's like Hulk losing an arm-wrestling match against Charlie Brown.